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I'm not saying you stole our communion cup, and I'm not saying you didn't steal it, but the fact remains that ever since you visited our church, our silver communion cup has gone missing.
A few days later the pastor receives the following letter:

I'm not saying your sleeping with your secretary, and I'm not saying that you're not sleeping with her, but the fact remains that if you'd slept in your own bed even once in the last two weeks, you'd have found your silver communion cup.